BARB Gets BUZZED: A&E Magic Massager Deluxe 8x by Lizzie Strata
Toy: A&E Magic Massager Deluxe 8x
Where: Adam & Eve
I came of age on the Hitachi Magic Wand, the massager marketed for back pain, but was in fact, used by those of us in the know to achieve orgasms. Hitachi has since discontinued its little perk of a wand. Still. Adam and Eve have found a way to make an even better, faster, stronger device that is sure to have you sprinkling fairy dust O’s.
The Shaft:(12 inches long, 2.25 inches wide). To be clear, I use the A&E Magic Massager Deluxe clitorally, only. That’s just me. And so, holding on to the shaft of the wand is important for maneuvering, for applying pressuring, for getting me to where I want to go—to the moon, Alice, to the moon! The circumference of the Magic Massager is not thick; it’s practically custom-made for all hand sizes. You’ll feel in control, which is important with a device as powerful as the Magic Massager.
Surprise Twist: The Magic Massager is not loud!!!! Whereas the Hitachi Magic Wand sounded like your vacuum cleaner, the Magic Massager is the opposite, a subtle whir. You can apply the magic of this massager while you have guests over and you’re taking a brief “bathroom” run, and they won’t hear a sound.
Speed: There are EIGHT speeds. So, go go Gadget go!
Waterproof: Absolutely not. This is a device you must plug into the wall. Do not use while in the bathtub.
Hygiene: After each use, wipe down with a wet wipe. The bulbous head is porous in texture; you do not want to see that head go from its perky pearly white to a dull shade of grey (which is basically, residue you. Ew.)
What Say Me: I am so happy I found the Magic Massager Deluxe. I’ve figured out the speed setting that works for me, I get off quickly, with enough time for another round or three. What more could a Lady want?
You can get the Adam & Eve Magic Massager Deluxe at Adam & Eve.