August 2019

August 30, 2019 1758 Views 0 Comment

So now she’s 19. The Teenager. Today, today is her birth date. At 9:43am, on August 30, in the year …

August 25, 2019 1376 Views 0 Comment

I got caught in the elevator this morning. I have never been trapped in an elevator, not ever. My dear …

August 18, 2019 1358 Views 0 Comment

In two weeks, possibly less if I am doing the actual math, The Teenager heads back to college, to her …

August 14, 2019 1377 Views 0 Comment

Hello to you on this balmy New York Wednesday. Putting up BARB on this slowed-down schedule has been, in its …

August 08, 2019 1447 Views 0 Comment

I want to start today with what happened in Times Square on Tuesday night. If you haven’t seen the video, …

August 06, 2019 1426 Views 0 Comment

How To Destroy Your Life, The Pro-Tip Version 1. Your Duckface: Sure it really looks like you’re administering fellatio, and in …

August 01, 2019 1721 Views 0 Comment

I started BARB for myriad reasons, and placing value upon a woman’s employabity is something I return to frequently, as …