My daughter, The Teenager, comes home today. And tonight is her show, We Hope You Have Fun, at UCB East. If you live in New York, stop by, 7:30pm. Judy Gold, Negin Farsad, Sonia Denis, Sydnee Washington and Brendan Gay will be doing stand up. I know. Sick line up. Come. You’ll enjoy. Say hi to me afterwards.

Michelle Obama.

On performing abortions.

And now have a laugh with Judy Gold.